The Trailer Park Girlz

Well it was just over a year ago that I met the infamous Trailer Park Girlz. AKA Jenny "Buckly guzzler" Siddle, and Linny "Cute-zilla" (hmm i dont know her last name)

As usual I was laying on the sofa minding my own business on a saturday morning (or maybe it was a tuesday, but that couldn't be cause i would not be home on a tuesday morning having a nap on the sofa ;-)). When i hear a knock at the patio door. Of course I ignore it, after all I am napping. And then I hear the door slide open. Now you have my attention, would be assailants. I quickly rise and grab hold of a weapon, or a can of beer, they are similar you know. And make my way over to the patio door. On the other side I see two little cuties...both blonde....both in their early twenties.....So of course I am thinking, DAMN SWEET. But I dont show it, instead I give them the old, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOK....."Hello", they reply, "Hello" looking at me like I am an absolute idiot. I looking back at them, like I am an absolute idiot, "Can I help you" I say, they respond, "Dont you remember us" Hmmm two blondes....I would hope I would remember this.. "Uh No, maybe you are looking for my roomate Ryan" Again they look at each other, and I not at the top of my game return to the sofa for my nap.

After Laying down I look up and the two of them are still there, yapping away like girls do. I wonder if I should shut the blinds, maybe then they will go away. But they just keep standing there like two stray kittens, maybe if i give them a bowl of milk.

After a minute or two, the shorter of the two (not the minutes the girls stupid) that would be jenny opens the door wide and just comes in. Ok, maybe all those letters in Penthouse Forum are real. "Nooman....I met you the other night, I am friends with Ryan from St. Albert", she says in a very abrupt manner, very un-becoming of a "refined lady" So of course I think "Damn, maybe all those letters from Penthouse are not for real."

"Oh I am sorry, I must have been drunk when we met, come in, sit down, can i get you a bowl of milk, i mean a drink" (I made that up, i didnt really say that, but it would have been funny if I did)

Anyway that is how I met this dynamic duo (the second time). Since then we have shared some good times and some good times. Both of them (the girls not the good times idiot) have spilt things on my floor, one slept in my bed and made a mess of it, both have jumped on me in that same bed, one has bought be chinese food, one has let me consult her on the inner workings of the leather mafia, one looks great in a cape and the other in a hat, both must have been real trolips in a past life, and both have become people I like to be around.

I am writing this because in a week or so Jenny will be moving off to Vancouver, so I wont see her for awhile, and Linny will be back at'r up at the U of A, so I wont get to see her for awhile either. GOOD LUCK IN THE COMING YEAR YOU TWO CRAZY BITCHES, LETS BE SURE TO HAVE A BEER BEFORE YOU LEAVE.