Unwanted Comments on Myspace

It was a nice evening. I had a few friends over to play poker. I cooked a couple chickens on the BBQ. Jessica stopped by for some food. The night air was cool, so the apartment wasnt too hot. And then I make my way over to the computer to play around on myspace, and what do i see. It appears that Cory, my perpetually funny, but often confused roomate, decided to make a wise crack at my myspace.

So let me just say a few words in my own defense. First of all just because I do not have every porn star from the A list, B list and C list linked to my myspace. And just because I dont live in fort McMoney, and have hundreds of hours to spend re-tooling my myspace, DOES NOT MAKE MY MYSPACE GAY.

However I would like to point out a few things about Cory's myspace that definately constitute Gayness. To start with one only needs to go to his little gay "get to know me" survey and look at a few of his answers.

Q.The shoes you wore today? A.Cross trainers.(It doesnt take Freud to figure out what he means by this)
Q.Your best physical feature? A. Arms. (We all know that Cory really meant wrists
Q.Single or Group Dates? A. I cant even find a girl to date me, much less a group. (Another simple one, obviously cory prefers to date men)
Q. Do you play an instrument A.More than one (Obviously a reference to the many skin flutes, and knob organs Cory enjoys while up at camp in fort mac.)

But the number one give-away on Cory's myspace, that he is infact gay. Is this little gem of a photo that he has posted of him and his buddies up in fort McMoney....Notice they are all men. (CORY IS IN YELLOW)

CORY AND FRIENDS IN FORT MCMONEY