Return of the Mac

Well Cory returned from his four month vacation yesterday to a house full of well wishers and liver-destroyers. Luckily I kept my wits about the whole thing and only joined them for few bevies, some food, and a couple games of pool. As was noted in the GLZ blog, his wit has been missed, and although it would be silly to try to remember every word out of his mouth I will just make a short list of those comment which I remember most

1) SHUTUP....or I will give you so many rights you will think you are a treaty indian.
2) Have you ever curled...I think that with curling you need to be really stoned so you can line the rock up and make it go straight...you know get in the zone.....but then you need to be really drunk, like on gin or rye so you can SWEEEEEEEEP really hard.
3) What do you call a drunk Leb......Hammed.....What do you call a really drunk Leb.....Mo Hammed.
4) I am not leaving here until I drink a thousand rye and cokes.
and finally
5) I could be a better defenseman than him if I was a pylon with a hockey stick duct taped around me

Ah yes and there was something about him giving every guy in the world a blow-job if he lost some bet. However, luckily no-one took the bet.

Well that is all for me today, Welcome home Cory and we look forward to some new blog entries, some more great shots of sexy teen sandy, and of course that wit that we have come to expect.

NMZ out