Ninton the COG

It is unfortunate that we do not get to choose our own nicknames. This is something that is left to the minds of more skilled and less vengeful people, like your "friends". Because of this, I have, as of recent months, been given the fun and humorous title of "Ninton the COG". What does COG stand for you ask, Well CREEPY OLD GUY of course. I must admit that I sort of brought in on myself. Yes after a few beers I have been known to ogle, and stare, especially when in the company of hotties 15 years my junior. Oh what a sinner am I.

But how does one lose this title? How does one hold his head high in public, knowing these scarlet letters are embranded on his forehead? Quite easily actually. There was a time when the acting profession was looked down on. There was a time when telemarketing was looked down on, and there was a time when it was creepy for a 36 year old man to look at a 21 year old girl with lust in his eyes, but those times are behind us. Today COG's can be found in every corner of society. They are at the workplace, in your church, at the mall, hell one might even be sitting beside you right now in studyhall.

But let me assure you the COG is a better option for all you hotties out there than any SYG. Yes the SYG. Yes thats right the STUPID YOUNG GUY. You know, the guy who is with the girl the COG is staring at. For the COG was once the SYG. Yet The SYG does not realize that in a few short years he will be the COG. And the COG will have matured into a DINK (Dual income no kids), and this in its most ample sense is what every women is looking for. So ladies, remember that a COG is closer to becoming a DINK, than any SYG you know. So if you are smart, you will play your cards accorrdingly.

I AM COG HERE ME ROAR