One of the Boys

Girls who think they are one of the boys, or Homies Why would we want to hang out with women, who consider themselves "one of the boys?" You are not boys, god gave you breasts and now you have to live with that, deal with it. If you want to be treated like a boy, find a girlfriend, and have at er. If you want to be treated like "one of the boys" then dont get upset when we talk about other women. Dont get upset when we talk about tits and ass. Because that is what boys talk about. And dont get upset about us talking about wanting to hook up with your friends. Because that is what boys want to do. If you really were "one of the boys" you would be hooking us up with your girlfriends. Hell, if you did that, you would actually be a pretty good friend. But NO, that is not what you are about. The only women that can be treated like "one of the boys" are girls who are dating "one of the boys". There is a strict code that all men, when sober, adhere too. And that is we should not date, or attempt to sleep with a brothers girlfriend, past girlfriend, or future prospect. Unless of course the brother in questions gives his thumbs up. Now to you women this might sound like you are being treated like livestock. But this is the rule. If a guy calls dibs, no matter what happens, he is the one who will decide whether you actually get to hook up with the brother in question. I have come to realize a few things about girls who want to be "one of the boys." The truth is they dont actually want to be one of the boys. They actually want to have the benefits of having six or seven boyfriends, but dont want those boyfriends to have any of the benefits of having a girlfriend. True, there are those girls who consider themselves "one of the boys", who get the benefits of having six or seven boyfriends, and who also provide those six or seven men with the benefits of a girlfriend. There are names for both of these types of girls, but I will not use either of them here, after all this is a family blog. So, for all of you girls out there who want to be one of the boys. Find a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, and get on with your life. Because for those of us who are trying to find such a person, you are a real waste of time. If after you find a boyfriend, you still feel the need to hang out, and we still feel any desire to hang out with you, then possibly, and only possibly mind you. Will you be considered ONE OF THE BOYS. ie BRAT, you are one of the boys ie single female 1,2 or 3, you are not one of the boys I AM COG HEAR ME ROAR