I am not your cat

It seems that my blog entitled "one of the boys" has become a cult classic. Aside from the comments that followed, I also received plenty of emails and some verbal accolades for my efforts. For this reason I have decided to follow up this much loved blog with another, gender neutral blog. Sometime in the past 20 years or so, women have decided that it is much easier to get along with cats than other people, well maybe not just other people, specifically men. They cuddle with there cats, but tell men to get bent when they go in search of some cuddles, and some love. They feed there cats, but tend not to venture into the real world, or a real resaurant, unless a man is prepared to pick up the tab. Well we may not be your cat, but we still have feelings just like your cat. If you went home and kicked your cat everyday after work, it would probably turn on you, just like all the men in your life. If you stopped cuddling your cat for any extensive period of time, it would probably start cuddling up with your roomate. And if you stop cuddling up with the man in your life, he too will probably start cuddling up with your roomate. For all intent and purpose, women have decided that a beastial relationship with a totally dependant animal, is better than a real relationship with a man. Some women might counter this argument with, "men are the same way with dogs." This is not true. Dogs are social animals, just like men. Dogs must learn to get along with people. Dogs dont just come cuddling up to you when the time is right. Dogs want to cuddle, they want to play, they want to be your friend, and they want to be friends with your friends. The dog / cat metaphor has been exhausted by every person I know so I will not continue on this line of thinking. But just suffice it to say. I AM NOT YOUR CAT. I AM COG HEAR ME ROAR